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Wednesday, October 04, 2006
The mattthas
It had been for such a long time that I wanted to share this discussion with you all people especially to all my close friends and acquaintances who were with me during my stint in Nagpur. We always used to feel that it was so important that we discussed amongst ourselves to have knowledge on the subjects we were living amongst. So here it is, all fully described and narrated with utmost sincerity.
I am talking about the people who thrive in the city of Nagpur. They are basically Maharashtrians but we used to refer them as ‘Matthas’. These people were quite unlike the people that you would find in other parts of India. They are lazy, lousy, blatant and unruly.
To analyse on the types and for better understanding I segregated them into 3 types:
Orthodox matthas
Zulu matthas
Mustang matthas
Orthodox matthas- Found in most numbers. These people are among the frustrated ceatures that thrive the land of Nagpur. They can easily be found in any offices, banks, colleges, factories and other places of common interests. You wont find it pleasing to talk to them for more than 2 minutes as either they will bore you out or they will torture you with their illogical discussion subjects. They are characterized by frowns and wrinkles marked all over their faces. They can be easily angered and frustrated and like to give out their full bark on anyone they find near them. These guys never leave Nagpur and consider the place as a cosmopolitan cities. Even if you are from Bombay/Delhi they refer to it as ‘gaon’(village). Their favourite dialogue is “tujha aila hepu, tujha behnila hepu”.
Zulu matthas- These are the most innocent and ignorant lot. There life passes on,
they grow, they reproduce, they die, yet they can’t figure out as why they were actually born. They are very silent in nature (specifically because they can’t understand what is going on around them) but if they get to know that they are being subjected as parts of laughter, then their frenzy takes toll of them and pour it on the people beside them and yet it would make no sense and you get another dose of laughter. Characterized by torn pants and shirts and unbrushed teeth, they can easily attract attention anywhere they go as they are one of a kind.
Mustang matthas- Pink bikes, brownish-orange streaked hair, grey colored glasses, tiger skin seat covers and a Himesh song whenever brakes are applied, these are the 20-35 year olds who zoom past you in the Shankarnagar square in Nagpur. They drink life to the lees and consider themselves at par with the best Casanovas in the world. With their dare devil biking skills they sure get themselves a G.F who can win the Miss Nigeria beauty contest. Their most favoured bike is the pink/orange Freedom but the yellow Passion works fine. They are cool and can eat poha with chopsticks.
This is my whole hearted effort, hope you appreciate it.
I am talking about the people who thrive in the city of Nagpur. They are basically Maharashtrians but we used to refer them as ‘Matthas’. These people were quite unlike the people that you would find in other parts of India. They are lazy, lousy, blatant and unruly.
To analyse on the types and for better understanding I segregated them into 3 types:
Orthodox matthas
Zulu matthas
Mustang matthas
Orthodox matthas- Found in most numbers. These people are among the frustrated ceatures that thrive the land of Nagpur. They can easily be found in any offices, banks, colleges, factories and other places of common interests. You wont find it pleasing to talk to them for more than 2 minutes as either they will bore you out or they will torture you with their illogical discussion subjects. They are characterized by frowns and wrinkles marked all over their faces. They can be easily angered and frustrated and like to give out their full bark on anyone they find near them. These guys never leave Nagpur and consider the place as a cosmopolitan cities. Even if you are from Bombay/Delhi they refer to it as ‘gaon’(village). Their favourite dialogue is “tujha aila hepu, tujha behnila hepu”.
Zulu matthas- These are the most innocent and ignorant lot. There life passes on,
they grow, they reproduce, they die, yet they can’t figure out as why they were actually born. They are very silent in nature (specifically because they can’t understand what is going on around them) but if they get to know that they are being subjected as parts of laughter, then their frenzy takes toll of them and pour it on the people beside them and yet it would make no sense and you get another dose of laughter. Characterized by torn pants and shirts and unbrushed teeth, they can easily attract attention anywhere they go as they are one of a kind.
Mustang matthas- Pink bikes, brownish-orange streaked hair, grey colored glasses, tiger skin seat covers and a Himesh song whenever brakes are applied, these are the 20-35 year olds who zoom past you in the Shankarnagar square in Nagpur. They drink life to the lees and consider themselves at par with the best Casanovas in the world. With their dare devil biking skills they sure get themselves a G.F who can win the Miss Nigeria beauty contest. Their most favoured bike is the pink/orange Freedom but the yellow Passion works fine. They are cool and can eat poha with chopsticks.
This is my whole hearted effort, hope you appreciate it.
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
MBA
Man, it has barely been 3 months that i have joined the course of MBA at IMT,Ghaziabad but it seems that a whole lot of generations have passed away since i finished my engg.life has changed so much, Ayan is not the same guy as he happened to be once, the outlook has completely been transformed, u may call it good or bad , whatever it may be i feel tht it was inevitable.In engg life the main learning was as to how to manage ur time and life outside home,it taught how to self emerge where u have to stand on ur own feet or take help frm people other than ur parents. here u actually make some relations which last for a lifetime and u get to understand people other than ones in ur home.here u meet with new people, make frns, know them and share a bond which lasts for the whole lifetime. Also the most im thing is u learn to face real harshness and failures and u conjure up expeiences that wil remain wit u for a lifetime. Also many untold things that make up the most erratic things to be done in life is done in this time.Now coming back to mba u learn to handle people, situation and time where everyone is lookin forward to get rid of others. the program and methodology is such that even the beat frns formed hv to be confrontd on many occasions to out score him/her.this cant be avoided u got to do it fr urself.but it has positive side also, u get to learn about comradeship for achieving a common goal, in a frnly environment. it gets ur guard set up to face real world environment where there is a cat n mouse fight to reach to the top.what i felt here that the situations are developed here that designs ur role play in such a way, where there is no eay out other than hard work, u got to perfform n matter wht, a serious face f the real world where u hv to b on ur toes for 24hrs.my frns two years apent in MBA is worth a study,i m takin care to note down the detais f my life here n one day maybe i will b able to tell u my experiences and learnings.This was to tel my frns that life here is very diff frm wht we faced in engg.so b prepared a new life awaits u once u come in .
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
a new world
hey everyone
hope tht u r enjoying the world outside PCEA ,it seems all together an alien surroundings even if the place we all r now was our home till a few yrs ago.
in these few years we joined together ,toiled n worked hard,we partied harder ,did most things tht would be regarded as sin to eyes f other people n in the mean time formed an unbreakable bond.
i very well know tht all f us r findin it very hard to cope our daily routines as we had been so depended on each other in these few yrs tht we blivd tht one of us will complete the work fr each other.
so now in the world alone, far from the family we shared we find ourselves in a bit of bother,thats y I came up with the idea to create a common platform which will serve as a diary where all of us can share our feeling n experiences n ask each other their their whereabouts,n when in trouble ask fr help.
this platform will allow everyone to be wid each other ,even though not physically,but psychologically.so i urge to every shanky member to be a part of it n contribute to make it a success.
Shanky as a dull group will not last long bcoz not every member gets to contribute,n most f the people remain anonymous,this is a place where u can find appreciators n fans n can go on to be a legend in our own world.we got to make it a success,so people dont wait start posting n get noticed,for this world will not be a rosy bed where success is hard to come by.here we r together as fans n admirers of each other,where we will b b like livin our t-point life forever.
i like to thank Ronit for the effort he undertook to create this blog.
So lets make the beginning,n ultimately create success.
hope tht u r enjoying the world outside PCEA ,it seems all together an alien surroundings even if the place we all r now was our home till a few yrs ago.
in these few years we joined together ,toiled n worked hard,we partied harder ,did most things tht would be regarded as sin to eyes f other people n in the mean time formed an unbreakable bond.
i very well know tht all f us r findin it very hard to cope our daily routines as we had been so depended on each other in these few yrs tht we blivd tht one of us will complete the work fr each other.
so now in the world alone, far from the family we shared we find ourselves in a bit of bother,thats y I came up with the idea to create a common platform which will serve as a diary where all of us can share our feeling n experiences n ask each other their their whereabouts,n when in trouble ask fr help.
this platform will allow everyone to be wid each other ,even though not physically,but psychologically.so i urge to every shanky member to be a part of it n contribute to make it a success.
Shanky as a dull group will not last long bcoz not every member gets to contribute,n most f the people remain anonymous,this is a place where u can find appreciators n fans n can go on to be a legend in our own world.we got to make it a success,so people dont wait start posting n get noticed,for this world will not be a rosy bed where success is hard to come by.here we r together as fans n admirers of each other,where we will b b like livin our t-point life forever.
i like to thank Ronit for the effort he undertook to create this blog.
So lets make the beginning,n ultimately create success.
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
HOW to b a new member....
hi evryone,
hey hey hey...
wait a min...
only 3 members includin me till now!!!!!
ae dawgy wat r u doin?? u r d admin na...whr r the othr guys???
oh i forgot, i m here to help u guys to how to b a member and posting new blog and
blah blah...
guys u need to follow these steps:
1.u must have a gmail id, if u dont hav dawgy is thr to help u.just ask him or me , we'll send u an invitation to create a gmail account.
2.after creating a gmail account u've to send a mail from ur id to our admin i.e Mr. Dawgy aka ronit aka matka etc etc. he'll send u an invitation i.e a mail(not any invitaion card).
3. now visit this link " http://www.blogger.com/start "
its d homepage, register urself, i think i dont need to tell u how 2 reg.
(plz dont forget ur new user id and password)
4.now com back to ivitation mail 4m our honorable admin DAWGY ,thr will b a link in his mail eg. http://beta.blogger.blah blah blah....search it( usne agar mail hi send nahi kiya to...) just open it( i think i dont need to explain how to open it).
5.now u've to sign in with ur gmail account, just type ur gmail password and press enter.
it'll agaim ask for ur id and password.
6.now u've to use dat user id and password wich u'd created in step 3.
and dont forget to press enter amd follow d remainin steps
CONGRATULATION!!!!!
CONGRATUlATION!!!!
now u r a new member of "THE SHANKY PP BLOG"
Q.how to post???
ans:- i wont explain coz its 1:15 am now and i m feelin sleepy.....yawn...
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
"HURRY HURRY UP....CREATE A NEW POST AND WIN A GIFT HAMPER FROM OUR ADMIN"
N.B:- mujhe jitna yaad tha utna maine likha, if any probs occur, u got to keep a cool head, and try to solve it urself b4 disturbin our DAWGY i mean admin. coz u r not a KID anymore...
hey hey hey...
wait a min...
only 3 members includin me till now!!!!!
ae dawgy wat r u doin?? u r d admin na...whr r the othr guys???
oh i forgot, i m here to help u guys to how to b a member and posting new blog and
blah blah...
guys u need to follow these steps:
1.u must have a gmail id, if u dont hav dawgy is thr to help u.just ask him or me , we'll send u an invitation to create a gmail account.
2.after creating a gmail account u've to send a mail from ur id to our admin i.e Mr. Dawgy aka ronit aka matka etc etc. he'll send u an invitation i.e a mail(not any invitaion card).
3. now visit this link " http://www.blogger.com/start "
its d homepage, register urself, i think i dont need to tell u how 2 reg.
(plz dont forget ur new user id and password)
4.now com back to ivitation mail 4m our honorable admin DAWGY ,thr will b a link in his mail eg. http://beta.blogger.blah blah blah....search it( usne agar mail hi send nahi kiya to...) just open it( i think i dont need to explain how to open it).
5.now u've to sign in with ur gmail account, just type ur gmail password and press enter.
it'll agaim ask for ur id and password.
6.now u've to use dat user id and password wich u'd created in step 3.
and dont forget to press enter amd follow d remainin steps
CONGRATULATION!!!!!
CONGRATUlATION!!!!
now u r a new member of "THE SHANKY PP BLOG"
Q.how to post???
ans:- i wont explain coz its 1:15 am now and i m feelin sleepy.....yawn...
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
"HURRY HURRY UP....CREATE A NEW POST AND WIN A GIFT HAMPER FROM OUR ADMIN"
N.B:- mujhe jitna yaad tha utna maine likha, if any probs occur, u got to keep a cool head, and try to solve it urself b4 disturbin our DAWGY i mean admin. coz u r not a KID anymore...
Saturday, August 26, 2006
Welcome!
This is the brand new Shanky PP blog. Let's post regularly on this blog and make our group more active. To post as a member on this blog, email me on slyronit@gmail.com and I will send you an invitation.. So keep posting!!
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